A decade ago, I decided to take a very different storytelling approach and crammed several pages worth of expository dialogue into this single barrage of text. This was a worthwhile experiment—I suppose—but one that I found myself disliking almost immediately; needless to say, I dislike this wildly Overdialogued page even more nowadays.

I do think the points covered by the Goddamned Maidman are of genuine interest, but the format I chose to convey them was a disastrously unsuccessful one. Whoops!

-Adam Warren